The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
< >She said, "If you were my husband I'd put poison in your tea."
< >He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
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A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
< >"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
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"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
< >Winston Churchill
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"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
< >William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
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"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.."
< >Oscar Wilde
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"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one."
< >George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
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< >"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second .... if there is one."
< >Winston Churchill's response
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"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
< >Stephen Bishop
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"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
< >Charles, Count Talleyrand
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"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
< >Forrest Tucker
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"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
< >Mark Twain
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"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
< >Mae West
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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.."
< >Oscar Wilde
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"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
< >Billy Wilder
